IC CONTACT POST

[uberboned]

[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

Comments

ACTION;

[uberboned]

They're usually fine. [Just gonna wave that off.] And they have to give me permission first, so it's not like they're getting blindsided by it.

[uberboned]

Until she started getting visions of angels and telekinesis. She was full human, with the barest traces of Grace. What you're saying about Chuck would've sent off warning bells from here to a tiny telephone in Shedd, Oregon.

[Gabriel massages his temples.] I dunno. A secret love of furry porn? You don't get it- we would know. Dead languages and... Things that could just be explained by the damn city don't mean anything.

[Oh now you've done it.] What dream?

ACTION;

[motioned]

But, I mean - what happens? Where do they go, if you're using their body?

[magnetic_magpie]

A dream he had about a year ago.

[DODGE. DODGE.]

This isn't explained just by the city Gabriel. There's something just not right about this.

Anonymous Text on October 1st

[aggravating]

ARE YOU BONING THE HULK?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID HOURLY UPDATES OF VANILLA ICE LYRICS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.

Voice;

[uberboned]

No, but if you find out, I wanna congratulate 'em. They're boning a national treasure.

[uberboned]

Oh, that explains everything. [ACTUAL WORST RN.]

Right. Something that four archangels haven't noticed. 'Cause that makes sense.

ACTION;

[uberboned]

They're still here. [He taps his head.] It's like they're asleep.

[It's not like they're asleep at all.]

ACTION;

[motioned]

So they just wake up again when you leave?

ACTION;

[uberboned]

Occasionally a little dazed, but yep. [ARCHANGELS WRECK THEIR VESSELS.

Jimmy was okay though

Until Castiel died fifty times.]

ACTION;

[motioned]

That's still sort of scary... I mean, does the body age while you're in there? It'd be weird to wake up and be years older.

Why do they agree to it?

[magnetic_magpie]

Last October Gabriel. After the nurses threw both him and I out. When that telepath was pulling others into other people's dreams.

[After Jinx miscarried. Do you really want details Gabriel?]

You weren't looking were you? And after he trapped Lucifer in Holy Fire -

[He can't quite keep the 'THE FUCK' look off his face over that one, still.]

he avoided him, Michael had his hands pretty full, add in the angel proofing and would you notice?

[uberboned]

[Gabriel promptly shuts up about that.] But I'm always around him. I don't just...

[Except he does. He doesn't dig. He doesn't pry. He doesn't care. If Chuck's meant to be a prophet, then why bother paying too much attention to it and Chuck's never done anything weird around him. It was always easy to ignore or brush off.

He stands there stricken for a second and then shakes his head, slipping back into a flippant mask.] I think I'm gonna go now. Good luck with your conspiracy, though.

ACTION;

[uberboned]

[....] Uh... I never thought of that. Mostly we vacant the premises after awhile. This one doesn't actually age.

[magnetic_magpie]

[Oh thank someone. He may want to see if he can leave bruises on Gabriel but that's a level of causing pain he doesn't want to do.

Not that he doesn't note the look.]

I've said my piece. Just-

Keep an eye on him, all right?

[It was said flat, like he meant it as statement, but tense enough to be something close to a plea.]

Voice;

[aggravating]

Really hoping you don't mean Canada.

I claim this Hulk in the name of Freedom and Hamburgers and Baseball and Gasoline Powered Redneck Blenders.

Voice;

[uberboned]

And until America takes him back, he's Canada's novelty item. What's your point?

angel radio

[servingmichael]

[About fifteen minutes after Mary's post.]

There's something truly unnatural out in the darkness.

((Backtag as needed! But Raphael got gnawed on and is confused.))

angel radio

[uberboned]

There's always something unnatural out in the Darkness, Raphael. That's the point.

[But getting that sarcastic comment out there is the end of his bitchiness and suddenly he's all business.] What happened?

angel radio

[servingmichael]

[Raphael appreciates the business, as cranky angel is cranky. He send a thought of the monster]

Have you ran into one of those before?

It tried to eat my right arm.

[And well.]

It nearly succeeded.

[And what is that, something that can hurt an archangel?]

prayer/Friday

[momchester]

[It comes faintly, like the roaring in a conch shell, echoed and strange and dim but nonetheless laced with panic.]

GABRIEL. Gabriel, please, come help- he's killing him.

SP: IC (Optional)

[edge_of_nothing]

[* PING! * GOES YOUR INBOX. A wild attachment appears!]



[WHAT DO YOU DO?

> Y (accept) / N (reject) / PIE (do you want to know more?) ]

[[OOC: This all goes with The OOC notif and this post, so.]]

angel radio

[uberboned]

That's... Definitely not a Darkness monster I've seen. And believe me, I've been gnawed on by several.

How's your Grace?

angel radio

[servingmichael]

It's fine.

You've never seen this?

[He's...a good deal more disturbed by this than he will admit to.]

angel radio

[uberboned]

I don't screw around after Darkness as a general rule, so no. Doesn't mean it hasn't always been there, but not many of 'em can actually do more than make you bleed. You're way too shaken for it to be just a little bloodletting.