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Gabriel, aka The Trickster ([personal profile] uberboned) wrote2010-10-19 10:32 pm
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IC CONTACT POST


[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-09-08 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
...I can promise you we won't be the Bundy's?
athermercy: (really what's it to you?)

Call;

[personal profile] athermercy 2011-09-08 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
I care about not inadvertently starting holy wars or dealing with worship.

[she feels so awkward when people worship her.]

Call;

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-09-08 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't worry too much about the last part. Aslan's pretty open and there's no cult of Jesus Lion.
athermercy: (When troubles come)

Call;

[personal profile] athermercy 2011-09-08 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
My personal experiences weren't very positive, you know.

Call;

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Whole new world, Elaine. My personal experiences with being an archangel royally blew too.
athermercy: (really what's it to you?)

Call;

[personal profile] athermercy 2011-09-09 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
After the whole "Let's kill or torture on the Creator's Name" thing, I prefer to not have my real Name attached to that stuff.

Not that these people would be prone to do that, but who knows.

Call;

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Last time I checked, there wasn't an Elaine of any kind in my script. I think you're safe.
athermercy: (You raise me up)

Call;

[personal profile] athermercy 2011-09-11 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I got shy after that happened.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Whatever Father who used to art in Heaven would be so disappointed in him for using his angelic powers to gain access to lube, but he couldn't have cared less. For a moment, there was just the sensation and pressure of his fingers preparing her and then nothing but the sensation of pushing himself into her, not quite deep yet, but enough to illict a reaction, arms wrapping around her, lips and teeth pressed against her neck and shoulder. He draws back slightly and then again, biting her neck a bit harder and following the roughness up by gently stroking her tender breasts, circling the nipple with the tip of a finger. The beautiful thing about Gabriel was he made it all look so easy, no matter what it was.]

Call;

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
A God with stage fright. [Whistle]
athermercy: (The minor fall)

Call;

[personal profile] athermercy 2011-09-11 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
I just don't want to give more excuses to people to kill each others.

Call;

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
That's the thing, Elaine. God doesn't kill people anymore. People kill people. And they'll do it whether God's in the flesh or not.

But I get it. My lips are sealed.
athermercy: (She won't recover from her losses)

Call;

[personal profile] athermercy 2011-09-11 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
I know that, Gabriel. Lucifer already told me that they'll kill each others no matter what I do. Unless I take away their free will and that's not in my plan.

Thanks, though.

[identity profile] deathknellgrell.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ How in the name of DEATH ☆ did this invitation end up here? Grell really needs to pay attention! ]

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry. I think you sent an invitation to the wrong abandoned warehouse.

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[identity profile] vw-coyote.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
... Why are there still triple fudge peppermint brownies in my fridge? And don't give me any excuse about learning manners. I know very well you pop in and out all the time to steal sweets.

Also have you seen my cat? Medea's disappeared again. Aphrodite and Mei are still around but she keeps getting out.

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Steal sweets, hypnotize your roommate... Either/or. I was giving Anna some space.

...There's a lot of cats out there, Merce'. Someone coughed up a hairball in Greeland and now Madagascar's closing the ports.

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[identity profile] vw-coyote.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Madagascar has always been reactionary. They're not a barometer by which to measure reality.

But there are brownies if you want them. Unless Anna ate them.

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Those damn spazzy lemurs.

Oh c'mon. Aren't you even a little bit curious why Anna needs her space? I need some praise for this one. And my ego needs more attention than my stomach, although my stomach'll win out pretty soon. You're lacing those brownies with something, sweetness.

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[identity profile] vw-coyote.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
It's all the grooming, can't be good for anyone.

I will have you know, the only secret ingredient in my brownies is love... and rum extract.

I've never been good at ego stroking though. Comes from living around Victorian werewolves who still think of women as trophies.
paterelohim: (+ ceiling chuck watching you masturbate)

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[personal profile] paterelohim 2011-09-19 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Belay this foolishness, Gabriel. For the love of mother and child, snap to and answer yer blasted contraption like a man.

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously? You're really doin' this? Could you be any more o' a nerd?
paterelohim: (+ dis gon be gud)

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[personal profile] paterelohim 2011-09-19 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
If ye be hearin' yerself ye'd have no room fer the pointin' of fingers, ye feather-brained nancy.

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
'tis th' damn network, yarr skirt-wearin' addle-brained limpet. I be jus' goin' wit' th' flow. I got a hunch ye do this every year.

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that era. All child brides and women shutting their mouths and looking cute. How did you stand it?