IC CONTACT POST

[uberboned]

[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[AND ALL OF THAT GETS IGNORED IN FAVOR OF...]

...Did you seriously almost quack at me?

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[quackery.livejournal.com]

N-N-No! Why would I do that? [Seeing as she STILL HAS NO CLUE that he knows.]

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[AND HE WILL CONTINUE TO LET HER THINK THAT, BECAUSE REALLY, AHIRU?]

Just checking. And I'm fine. Just a little outta practice. [He shakes his hand a little.] I'm not exactly the most pure angel to begin with, but that should work.

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[quackery.livejournal.com]

[ONE DAY SHE WILL UNCOVER THE TRUTH!]

Out of practice? And... Aren't all angels supposed to be pure?

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

By nature, sure. Not so much when they've been on the outs with Heaven for centuries. Still, it's good. I promise. I wouldn't give you bad merchandise, kiddo.

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[quackery.livejournal.com]

On the outs with Heaven?

[A pause, and then she speaks with a small smile in her voice.] I know you wouldn't. Hey, Gabriel?

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Don't worry about it, kiddo.

[That makes him tilt his head slightly.] Yep?

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[quackery.livejournal.com]

[She looks away.]

I'm sorry for worrying you. But I promise everything's gonna be okay.

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[DAMMIT. WHY DOES SHE PING HIS BIG BROTHER INSTINCTS SO HARD. He reaches out and touches her hand gently.] I know. You're a good kid, Ahiru. One of the best.

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[quackery.livejournal.com]

[It's the liberal amounts of adorbs inside of her, Gabriel. She sounds a little melancholy when she speaks, though.]

You think?

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I know. And don't let anyone tell you any different.

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[quackery.livejournal.com]

Even if I made everybody worry?

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

No, no, no, no, no. My little girl is not having cat jokes made at her for the rest of her life.

[Her little girl. This was weird. Really, really weird. Her nose crinkles at that kiss and she pouts at him.]

I want her to have everything I never did. Like a tan.

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Even then.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Okay. Ixnay on your features, which look damn good on you, by the way. [He kisses her on the neck.] Just don't become one of those creepy pageant moms.

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[quackery.livejournal.com]

That doesn't make sense.

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[He ruffles her hair.] Obviously, you're not used to having family.

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[quackery.livejournal.com]

I'm not used to mattering to more than one person, I guess. Someone else here has told me that before.

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[checkoutpandora.livejournal.com]

You matter, Ahiru. If anyone says differently, they're assholes who don't know you. Not the way we do.

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[quackery.livejournal.com]

Nobody ever said it! Just, back home, it's the truth. Thank you, though.

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[paterelohim]

Gabriiiiieeeeeeeeeeeel. We're on a bridge, Gaaaaaabriiiieeeeeeel~!

[Painkillers plus a margarita. Enjoy this.]

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[checkoutpandora.livejournal.com]

[GROOOAN] I'm gonna put helium in your morphine.

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[paterelohim]

[L O L]

I sound ridiculous on helium.

So, there's kind of something missing in my life. A distinct lack of troll angels bugging the shit out of me.

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[checkoutpandora.livejournal.com]

Obviously, you haven't spent enough time on the internet just yet. Call me when you've found the end. And while you're there? Do a Google search for the marginal sanity Sam Winchester has, 'cause I think someone's selling it on Craigslist.

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[paterelohim]

[Nnngh.]

Why would you pick that day to talk to him? [Guess who supposedly doesn't know about the prayer. DX ] I thought you weren't into easy targets.