There's one frozen, horrified moment, and then the door slams. Murphy stares at it. And then makes a sound that is something like pfffft and cracks up laughing. She half-collapses against him, shaking with laughter until it leaves her gasping.

"Oh, Hawkes." She draws in a long, slow breath, smudging at her eyes with the hand that's mostly clean. "That poor kid. Oh God."

She fixes Gabriel with an accusing look. "Tell me you didn't know he was there."