Yeah, but I'm pretty sure I'd get eaten. That doesn't sound like much fun. That franchise gave me nightmares; there's an entire generation terrified of velociraptors now.

At least there's that. I just tried to figure out if I was someone famous. I'm not.

Well, you could claim you were misquoted, but since you've admitted that it makes you die a little on the inside, it might negate that. If it's not the flood, what is inspiring tonight's bout of melodrama?