Jurassic Park makes sense. There are dinosaurs. If you don't get eaten, you live! It's as easy as franchise-based film-making.

I had a mustache and thought I was an international spy. My amnesia week was awesome.

Melodrama is when it's just so overdramatic, it's hilarious, instead of sad. Sometimes I go back through the Bible and remember the crap I used to say and just die a little.